Out in the country, people seem to spend more time telling stories. One of my parents' neighbors told this story of one of her more embarrassing moments. I thought it was too funny not to share.
"One day I was at the grocery store, and I met a lady who went to high school with me. She was carrying a baby. We talked for a while, and then I said,
'Cute baby! He looks just like your husband!'
She held the baby out at arm's length, looked him over with a horrified expression, and said,